Anyways, I am sure you have heard the whole, "You wouldn't buy a car without test driving it" analogy as to why you should engage in premarital sex. This guy had the perfect response to this (not verbatim): "Which would you rather buy; an old junker that has a bunch of miles on it and engine problems, or a brand new pristine car no one has ever driven?" Actually maybe that is why she turned him down, she didn't like being compared to a run down car. But still, I really thought it was awesome!
But what if you don't test drive the car, and it turns out it doesn't run well (by this I mean the one person you are ever going to have sex with sucks in case you are not good at metaphors)? Guess what? You will never know. Without something to compare it to, you just can't tell. Unless it won't start, but they make pills for that ;) . I mean if all you ever drove was a 25 year old car with 88 horsepower, you might be able to assume that the Ferrari you see drive by is way better to drive, buy unless you drive it, you don't really know! Or if all you ever ate was broccoli, and you never had ice cream, you wouldn't know that comparatively broccoli is horrible. Dial-up internet was fine until you tried high speed right?
So as you can see, pre and extra marital sex (along with divorce) pretty much ruin the whole world.
Tomorrow (or the next day) - the second in my series of hypocritical posts!