- vaccines
- epidurals
- pitocin
- sunscreen
- pretty much all pharmaceutical drugs, but I am still kinda willing to take them to get pregnant
- Satan/demons
- shampoo, conditioner, lotion, etc.
- milk (unless it was organic and raw)
- the end of the world
- being scared of the end of the world, since as a Christian I am supposed to be excited about the end of the world
- not ever being able to have a baby
- eating new foods
- spiders (big ones)
- snakes (no matter what the size, they just freak me out)
- all the things that some people say are occult and then I wonder if they are, for example: acupuncture, mindlessly reading your horoscope (even if I just think its a big joke), yoga, etc.
- cleaning products
- meat (unless it was grass fed, free range organic meat)
- c-sections (aka, being gutted or being chopped in half)
This was actually one of my more popular posts when it was first published, but I still thought I would share it again. Any additions to the post are in pink, as usual :) Accidental Pregnancies - So I have been trying for years to get pregnant, you go slut around and accidentally get pregnant? Immediate Pregnancies - You quit taking your birth control last month and now you are pregnant? People Who Give You Retarded Advice - - Just stop trying and you will get pregnant - My friend adopted a baby and got pregnant right away, you should do that - Get drunk, people always get pregnant when they are drunk (Yes, they do. Because they are intoxicated and forget to take precautions.) Whiny Girls That Pretend They Are ...
Great post. I'm scared by anesthesia, although I just had it recently. I'm also afraid of open heights and skydiving. I don't plan on trying either anytime soon. Open heights means tall staircases or balloon riding. Planes I'm fine with.
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