- vaccines
- epidurals
- pitocin
- sunscreen
- pretty much all pharmaceutical drugs, but I am still kinda willing to take them to get pregnant
- Satan/demons
- shampoo, conditioner, lotion, etc.
- milk (unless it was organic and raw)
- the end of the world
- being scared of the end of the world, since as a Christian I am supposed to be excited about the end of the world
- not ever being able to have a baby
- eating new foods
- spiders (big ones)
- snakes (no matter what the size, they just freak me out)
- all the things that some people say are occult and then I wonder if they are, for example: acupuncture, mindlessly reading your horoscope (even if I just think its a big joke), yoga, etc.
- cleaning products
- meat (unless it was grass fed, free range organic meat)
- c-sections (aka, being gutted or being chopped in half)
This was actually one of my more popular posts when it was first published, but I still thought I would share it again. Any additions to the post are in pink, as usual :) Accidental Pregnancies - So I have been trying for years to get pregnant, you go slut around and accidentally get pregnant? Immediate Pregnancies - You quit taking your birth control last month and now you are pregnant? People Who Give You Retarded Advice - - Just stop trying and you will get pregnant - My friend adopted a baby and got pregnant right away, you should do that - Get drunk, people always get pregnant when they are drunk (Yes, they do. Because they are intoxicated and forget to take precautions.) Whiny Girls That Pretend They Are Infertile - Trying for 5 months is not suffering from infertility. It takes a year on average to get pregnant. I get that it might FEEL like infertility but it just isn't. After YEARS of trying, I can't even rememb
Great post. I'm scared by anesthesia, although I just had it recently. I'm also afraid of open heights and skydiving. I don't plan on trying either anytime soon. Open heights means tall staircases or balloon riding. Planes I'm fine with.
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